Tim Brady, you are awesome. LOL

Motorist admits speeding at 172mph
Aug 24 01:54 PM US/Eastern

A motorist has pleaded guilty to driving at 172mph on a rural A-road, making him the fastest speeder ever caught in Britain.

Tim Brady, 33, was caught in a random speed check on the A420 near Abingdon, Oxfordshire, driving a 3.6-litre Porsche 911 Turbo in January this year.

The current highest speed to result in a conviction is 156mph.

In a short appearance at Oxford Crown Court, Brady pleaded guilty to one count of dangerous driving. (CLASS ACT, LOLS)

His plea of not guilty to one count of aggravated vehicle-taking was accepted by the Crown Prosecution Service and he will be sentenced next month.

Brady, of Harrow, north-west London, resigned from his job at car lease firm Helphire at its Abingdon branch days after police stopped him in the car. (WHAT THE HELL WERE THE POLICE DRIVING TO STOP HIM?)

A spokeswoman for road safety charity Brake branded his actions "selfish". (SHE IS AN IDIOT)

"The idea of someone driving at that speed is horrific. The chances that a person will be able to control a vehicle at that speed if something unexpected happens is slim.

"It is extremely selfish (NO ITS NOT). Nobody has the right to put other people's lives at risk like that."

In 2003, car dealer Jason McAllister was caught doing 156mph in his 3.2-litre BMW M3 in Scotland. He was jailed for five months. (5 MONTHS WTF?)

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Ethan Jordan Poon

went to see EJP last night. i can't wait till he gets a little older and we can teach him how to play basketball. i already know this boy is going to become a true shoehead like his dad. congrats JP and Emily =)

here are the Jordans i got him... maybe he can wear them in a few years. haha!


hook 'em


mommy and son 0_0

UGK

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!



It is finally here.

cayman s

went to momentum porsche again. jay, the really awesome guy i was gonna buy the car from has left... so this new salesman, walter, starts yappin at me like i'm some kind of douche. i told him i wanted to compare the different kinds of options available and be able to see them in person. walter, says: "well the most common kinds of options are like CD CHANGER and (he said something else retarded, i forgot)." but at this point, i am trying to control myself from laughing hysterically in front of him. are you f-ing kidding me?? he then proceeds to suggest that i get wheel SPACERS to make the car look really COOL!!! i want wider and bigger wheels, not SPACERS!! maybe you can recommend me some 19x11 wheels with elite +10 offset instead trying to sell me damn spacers. does he think i'm some douche who posts on houston-imports.com?

anyways, here's what i've configuered so far.

Cayman S
Exterior Color: Meteor Grey metallic
Interior Color: Black Full Leather
Exterior: Bi-Xenon Headlight Package
Self-Dimming Mirrors & Rain Sensor
Wheels: 19" Carrera Classic Wheel
Interior: Leather Sport Seats
Leather Sport Steering Wheel Leather
Audio: Porsche Communication Management 2.1 including Extended Navigation
Bose Surround Sound System
Total price: too much

Green Street Hooligans

this is the best movie in history.

i want to hurt someone now.

almost over...

last final at 7-10pm.

eco420k=worst class ever
i have studied for 8-10 hours everyday i the past 5 days over the most useless crap.

after final-->straight to the bar.

today:
brittani: david, i lost 15 lbs over the summer!
me: o really?

...oops? lol

Fresh Start

blog > xanga, therefore i use blog.

just got back from company intern conference in orlando. the activities were kinda funny, my group was awesome but disney world sucks. alcohol was banned...wtf?

i will be using this blog for lots of funnies and happenings, so if you like the funnies, stay tuned.

bet you didn't think i listen to this